look-im-primus inquired:
Eat me

Why.


jessicabiotech inquired:
"Okay, okay. Just don't eat me."

YOU KEEP SAYING ‘DON’T EAT ME.’ STOP THAT. IT’S ANNOYING.

7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

the-lord-of-light:

the-chaos-bringer:

the-lord-of-light:

the-chaos-bringer:

image

I AM SOMEWHAT DISPLEASED WITH YOU AS WELL

"Only somewhat this time around?"

I AM BEING VAUGE.

"So you’re being vague in only being somewhat displeased with me versus being entirely so the last time we spoke. Something must of changed in those few days. Is it because you’re going to be an Uncle?"

I’M ALREADY A UNCLE.


rougetroopers04rin inquired:
"Do you… eat people?"

rougetroopers04rin:

the-chaos-bringer:

rougetroopers04rin:

the-chaos-bringer:

rougetroopers04rin:

the-chaos-bringer:

I EAT EVERYTHING.

"Interesting… how does it… taste?"

DELICIOUS.

"Should I… uh… get you something?"

YOUR ARM LOOKS LOVELY.

-panicked seeker noises-

HAHA. JUST KIDDING. CALM DOWN.


choochoomotherslagger inquired:
so how have you been holding up? no weird funguses or whatever, right?

NO FUNGI, THANKFULLY. 


rougetroopers04rin inquired:
"Do you… eat people?"

rougetroopers04rin:

the-chaos-bringer:

rougetroopers04rin:

the-chaos-bringer:

I EAT EVERYTHING.

"Interesting… how does it… taste?"

DELICIOUS.

"Should I… uh… get you something?"

YOUR ARM LOOKS LOVELY.

the-lord-of-light:

the-chaos-bringer:

image

I AM SOMEWHAT DISPLEASED WITH YOU AS WELL

"Only somewhat this time around?"

I AM BEING VAUGE.


gottacookie inquired:
"Aww, well you don't seem to miss much now do ya? Anyway, would you like some cake? I have a fresh one straight from the Imagination"

YOUR IMAGINATION CAKE IS STRANGE AND IT FREAKS ME OUT.

I AM SOMEWHAT DISPLEASED WITH YOU AS WELL


rougetroopers04rin inquired:
"Do you… eat people?"

rougetroopers04rin:

the-chaos-bringer:

rougetroopers04rin:

the-chaos-bringer:

the-chaos-bringer:

I EAT EVERYTHING.

TECHNICALLY, CYBERTRONIANS CONSUME THEIR OWN BLOOD.

"Touché."

ESSENTIALLY, I CONSUME THE SAME THING YOU DO. THERE’S JUST SOME METAL, GROUND, ETC ETC INVOLVED. THAT GETS CONVERTED INTO ENERGON ITSELF. 

"Interesting… how does it… taste?"

DELICIOUS.


laughingharbinger inquired:
Hey boss, I want to test a theory *shines a laserpoint on the floor and moves it back and forth*

laughingharbinger:

the-chaos-bringer:

laughingharbinger:

the-chaos-bringer:

the-chaos-bringer:

WHAT ARE YO—

He followed the lighter itself, biting it and dragging it off.

"Well," he pouted. "That’s not fair at all, boss."

MINE.

"Come on, you aren’t supposed to know where the light comes from," he pouted.

THEN DON’T MAKE IT SO OBVIOUS.


gottacookie inquired:
*settles on your head* Hey there tall, dark, and dirty. See you're active and what not, did you miss me?

NOT REALLY.


laughingharbinger inquired:
Hey boss, I want to test a theory *shines a laserpoint on the floor and moves it back and forth*

laughingharbinger:

the-chaos-bringer:

the-chaos-bringer:

WHAT ARE YO—

He followed the lighter itself, biting it and dragging it off.

"Well," he pouted. "That’s not fair at all, boss."

MINE.


laughingharbinger inquired:
Hey boss, I want to test a theory *shines a laserpoint on the floor and moves it back and forth*

laughingharbinger:

the-chaos-bringer:

the-chaos-bringer:

WHAT ARE YO—

He nearly crashed into a wall, breaking into before turning to leap, directly, at the laser pointer, staring right into the light with sharp optics, a rumble in his chest.

Oh dear, that wasn’t good. Sidestepping, he tried to distract his boss with the laserdot again, not the part that was actually in his hand directing the light.

He followed the lighter itself, biting it and dragging it off.